What movies have not aged well?
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
Do all armies have the same rank structure?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
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Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III